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Shiver Me Timbers

I'm sure all you scurvy dogs are aware that today is "International Talk Like A Pirate Day." In honor of the holiday, you mateys can have your landlubber name translated on this site to a pirate name:

http://gangstaname.com/pirate_name.php

You'll be walking the plank if you don't refer to my own seafaring crew for the next fortnight as:

Janice: Pirate Jen the Cash-Strapped
Rob: Cap'n Fruity McBeerbong
Grayson: "Tripod" Maurice Scarr
Lucie: Pirate Yvette the Sword Test Dummy
Harry Fish: Not-so-keen-on-the-women Ron

I only hope there is buried treasure ahead. Yarrr!

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