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Der Mom

I was travelling for work one night this week, and found the following sign taped to the front door when I got home. I only wish computers allowed me to do backwards Js and Ys for the full effect.

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Der Mom
I hoP theet You hAD a vAre GooD tim. I Louv You. Mom.
NAYm: GrAYson
rot it: GrAYson. OL uv it. no HELP at alL.

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Mom
JOKS

Wut DuZ A CAW DO Win A Frmr melks it?
it screms. end.

if You neD ene Help at tol jist cum to GrAYson.

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