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Janice: Lucie, look at these tiny diapers! They are for the new baby!

Lucie: For me? My want to wear dos tiny diapers.

Janice: No, they are for the new brother or sister that is going to join our family.

Lucie: Dat baby in your belly?

Janice: Yep. Aren't they tiny?

Lucie: There no baby in my belly. Put your baby in Oliver's belly (a schoolmate). Dat baby come tomorrow?

Janice: No, not for a long time.

Lucie: Put those tiny diapers away then. Put dem back for long time and help me make a nicnic (picnic).

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